Lyrics

Supposed to meet my baby and I was late
Supposed to meet my baby and I was late
She got tired of waiting and had to break a date
Oh why oh why did I hesitate?

Must have been something on my mind
Coulda been the shots it coulda been the wine
I woke up this morning feelin' zombified

I was feelin' zombified
Mealy greasy scrambled and fried
I was beat down bound and tied
Like I coulda died
Like I coulda died

Fell out of bed this mornin' and bumped my head
Had a sneakin' suspicion that I was dead
I looked in the mirror and saw some dude named Ted
I don't know how he got there but now he lives in the shed

Must have been something on my mind
Coulda been the shots it coulda been the wine
I woke up this morning feelin' zombified

I was feelin' zombified
Mealy greasy scrambled and fried
I was beat down bound and tied
Like I coulda died
Like I coulda died

Had to do my shopping and wash the car
Didn't see no reason to not stop in for a jar
Just have one drink like a movie star
But three hours later I'm underneath the bar

Must have been something on my mind
Coulda been the shots it coulda been the wine
I woke up this morning feelin' zombified

I was feelin' zombified
Mealy greasy scrambled and fried
I was beat down bound and tied
Like I coulda died
Like I coulda died

Supposed to meet my baby and I was late
Supposed to meet my baby and I was late
She got tired of waiting and had to break a date
Oh why oh why did I hesitate?

Must have been something on my mind
Coulda been the shots it coulda been the wine
I woke up this morning feelin' zombified

I was feelin' zombified
Mealy greasy scrambled and fried
I was beat down bound and tied
Like I coulda died
Like I coulda died

By Damon Wood